My First Blog Ever
I’m so happy I have you to talk to. You’re like my best friend, except you don’t talk back and my eyes hurt if I stare at you for long periods. Also you don’t smell like pizza.
I have had this website done up so people can stalk me online – it’s for people who are so impressed with my work they want to know everything they can about me. Okay, so it’s just for my mother. Hi Mum.
I came across this deep piece of wisdom today and thought I would share it with you all Mum – An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. Keep that in mind as you go through life.
Keep well and stay out of trouble,
Kisses, hugs and Chinese burns,