The Final Countdown
It’s less than a month now until the release date which is of course extremely nerve wracking for the following very real reasons:
1) people might not like it
2) people might notice I spelt ‘stew’ wrong in the title
3) the glue holding the pages together might lose its stick and people will be holding a mess of pages in their hands and blame the author.
4) the day before the date of publication, the publishers might change their minds and decide they’d rather publish a textbook titled ’7 And A Half Fascinating Ways to Remove Red Spots from Brown Corduroy Furniture’. This book would no doubt be a page turner but I think people would find it not as useful as they might first have thought.
However apart from the aforementioned worries, I am very excited. Think of all the people who will be getting a copy of this book for every birthday and Christmas until the day they die.
I only have 2 chapters left to write on the first draft of the new book. It’s a very exciting ending and it involves lava, but that’s all I can tell you.