A Guide to Binking!

August 18th, 2011 · 1 Comment »

So a while back I started lying on things and yelling out “Look, I’m a plank of wood!”

Of course we all now know this was an early form of planking, a global phenomenon that hit the news when a planker lost his life by taking it too far and planking on a balcony. I was so ahead of the times!

As a started of trends, I thought I would let you know about my new activity: Binking!

For those uninitiated, binking is what rabbits do when they get over excited – they suddenly jump in the air and sometimes spin while doing it. So quite simply, that is what I do. You never know when I will bink.

But … there is a rule (I have discovered) to keep safe.

ALWAYS look up before you bink!!

Take binking to the world my followers …. Bink today but bink safe.

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One Response to “A Guide to Binking!”

  • Lee Brown

    That sounds just a little bit crazy*

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